Hello world, my name is Dexter and I am a cat! Not any old cat mind you, but a British Lilac Shorthair and I live with my family in Hampshire.
Now I may look like a round cuddly teddy bear who's tummy polishes the floor as I walk about but in reality, I am a lean mean fighting machine that could give a Tiger a run for it's money!
So welcome one and all to my little window on the world, come and see me in action and read about my antics, it's never dull here...
Thursday, 14 May 2015
This is the life.
So this is how I want to have my dinner from now on. I will lay on my back, all nice and comfortable (please provide something soft to lie on) and open up nice and wide and you can just drop little bits of fish in for me.
I'm done with all this getting up and wandering out to my bowl, it's very unhygienic and really too much effort so the humans can start earning their keep and feed me in the proper manner that I deserve!