This is the life.

So this is how I want to have my dinner from now on. I will lay on my back, all nice and comfortable (please provide something soft to lie on) and open up nice and wide and you can just drop little bits of fish in for me.

I'm done with all this getting up and wandering out to my bowl, it's very unhygienic and really too much effort so the humans can start earning their keep and feed me in the proper manner that I deserve!