Sunday, 17 May 2015

Fat Bob.

So this rather cool cat scratcher that I'm sat in called a 'fat bob' and I've pretty much ignored it for the last 12 months. 
I think it rather suits me though, what do you think?

Wayward toe!

Can you see that little toe at the bottom of the picture? How did that get there? Who's toe is it? I wonder what it tastes like? Comments please, should I grab it or not?

Home...

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. Now I just need some ruby slippers....

Guard duty.

Just been catching up on the local news and it turns out that there was a burglar on the loose yesterday, the police had the helicopter out searching for him.

So I thought it would be a good idea to do some patrols around the garden. 


Not sure that my garden is big enough for a helicopter to land in so I suppose I shall have to keep an eye out. 

Thursday, 14 May 2015

This is the life.

So this is how I want to have my dinner from now on. I will lay on my back, all nice and comfortable (please provide something soft to lie on) and open up nice and wide and you can just drop little bits of fish in for me.

I'm done with all this getting up and wandering out to my bowl, it's very unhygienic and really too much effort so the humans can start earning their keep and feed me in the proper manner that I deserve!

Staying in touch.

I find that I prefer to use iPhones, I found this one on my chair (which ergo makes it mine) but think it may be a little big for my paws...

Technology is amazing, I just push my nose on the screen and the phone does whatever I want it to. It really is very clever.

I'm all feet!

Well look at me in this picture, looks like I have more than the normal number of feet most felines have.

They say that the camera adds ten pounds, I bet they never thought it would add extra feet!