
- Posted using my Cat-Phone
Hello world, my name is Dexter and I am a cat! Not any old cat mind you, but a British Lilac Shorthair and I live with my family in Hampshire. Now I may look like a round cuddly teddy bear who's tummy polishes the floor as I walk about but in reality, I am a lean mean fighting machine that could give a Tiger a run for it's money! So welcome one and all to my little window on the world, come and see me in action and read about my antics, it's never dull here...
Could I be just the cutest little thing ever? I think I might just be.
Going to have to have a word with the humans though, either they are getting paid per photo or they have too much time on their hands. Seems I can't even have a nap without one of them snapping it!
I can't be too hard on them though, I mean if you looked like me then you would expect to be popular!
Negotiations have broken down with the humans, they used their secret weapon of 'no snacky bits' and left my empty bowl out to remind me who holds the key to the dinner cupboard.
So my strike comes to an end, a mere 5 minutes in. But I feel that I have made my point, I have stood up to tyranny and stared oppression in the eye. My place amongst the freedom fighters of history is secured.
And I can have some dinner... Woo hoo!
Well its been two weeks now since I started sharing my world with you all and my site is about to go through the 1000 hits mark.
Officially, this means I am now a superstar! I am negotiating with my humans for better terms but its never simple. Well I'm not simple.
Anyway until I get 'on demand dinner' and 24/7 access to the MTV Kitty, I'm on strike!
Location:Tiller Road,,United Kingdom
Nothing like a nice chilled out web surfing session. Now I just need to get my hands on a credit card and that large cat activity centre will be mine...
Then I just need to find a way to put it together, fluffy paws are just not cut out for that kind of work.
I wonder if I can find a handyman in the yellow pages that takes MasterCard!
I bet anything that I get blamed for George's bed being such a mess! May have to leave him a little pressie if I do :)
This is my Dad, Merlyn. |
My Dad again. |
And my Dad again, cuddling up. |
Yep, it's Dad again :-) |
Dad on the left and Milly, my Mum on the right. |
Both of them again. |