Hello world, my name is Dexter and I am a cat! Not any old cat mind you, but a British Lilac Shorthair and I live with my family in Hampshire. Now I may look like a round cuddly teddy bear who's tummy polishes the floor as I walk about but in reality, I am a lean mean fighting machine that could give a Tiger a run for it's money! So welcome one and all to my little window on the world, come and see me in action and read about my antics, it's never dull here...
Wednesday, 30 January 2013
Tuesday, 29 January 2013
Bubbles!
Sunday, 27 January 2013
The hunter strikes again.
Looking slinky..
Tuesday, 22 January 2013
Haha!
I'm hungry.....
Sunday, 20 January 2013
Saturday, 19 January 2013
OMG!
Thursday, 17 January 2013
Cute!
Could I be just the cutest little thing ever? I think I might just be.
Going to have to have a word with the humans though, either they are getting paid per photo or they have too much time on their hands. Seems I can't even have a nap without one of them snapping it!
I can't be too hard on them though, I mean if you looked like me then you would expect to be popular!
Wednesday, 16 January 2013
Keyboards were just not designed for paws!
Anyway, my analytics are now live and reporting back and my site is about to bash through the 1000 hits mark!
Thanks to all my friends around the world. I love you all!
- Posted using my Cat-Phone
Tuesday, 15 January 2013
Chillaxing!
Discussions are not going well...
Negotiations have broken down with the humans, they used their secret weapon of 'no snacky bits' and left my empty bowl out to remind me who holds the key to the dinner cupboard.
So my strike comes to an end, a mere 5 minutes in. But I feel that I have made my point, I have stood up to tyranny and stared oppression in the eye. My place amongst the freedom fighters of history is secured.
And I can have some dinner... Woo hoo!
Joining the 1000 club..
Well its been two weeks now since I started sharing my world with you all and my site is about to go through the 1000 hits mark.
Officially, this means I am now a superstar! I am negotiating with my humans for better terms but its never simple. Well I'm not simple.
Anyway until I get 'on demand dinner' and 24/7 access to the MTV Kitty, I'm on strike!
Monday, 14 January 2013
This is a bit freaky...
Oil burner...
- Posted using my Cat-Phone
Location:Tiller Road,,United Kingdom
Sunday, 13 January 2013
Saturday, 12 January 2013
Friday, 11 January 2013
At last, some decent technology.
Basically, these 'brainwave controlled cat ears' are worn by humans and through an attached sensor, can determine what mood you are in.
Depending on your mood, the ears will be upright, down, to the side or just waving about all over the place.
Finally I will be able to tell what my humans are really thinking, this is a work of pure genius!
Thursday, 10 January 2013
Wednesday, 9 January 2013
Have laptop and access to the internet, just need a credit card now.
Nothing like a nice chilled out web surfing session. Now I just need to get my hands on a credit card and that large cat activity centre will be mine...
Then I just need to find a way to put it together, fluffy paws are just not cut out for that kind of work.
I wonder if I can find a handyman in the yellow pages that takes MasterCard!
I will get the blame for sure!
I bet anything that I get blamed for George's bed being such a mess! May have to leave him a little pressie if I do :)
Tuesday, 8 January 2013
Lesson of the day!
At the very least, make sure it is a cupboard that has food in it and not one that is used to store shoes as the delicate aroma of feet is not good when you have a nose that is sensitive :)
Monday, 7 January 2013
Parents...
My real parents are Milly and Merlyn, two rather lovely British Short Hair cats. I think I look like my Dad, what do you think?
This is my Dad, Merlyn. |
My Dad again. |
And my Dad again, cuddling up. |
Yep, it's Dad again :-) |
Dad on the left and Milly, my Mum on the right. |
Both of them again. |