Selfie time.

What do you think, this is my first ever selfie?

Sunbathing...

Well it's that time of year again, the sun has made a rare appearance in the UK so I thought I would make the best of it. 

I don't like sunbathing alone however, so thought I would give my giraffe sausage a cuddle. 

Merry Christmas :-)

I know it's been a while since I last posted but as its Christmas I thought I would make an effort. 

So a very Merry Christmas to you all. 

Gym bag.

I love gym bag!

Caught again...

I was only trying to get a little treat for myself! My humans are rooting around in this cupboard all the time. Why am I not allowed?

Summer.

So I have been enjoying the summer. Some days have been quite hot however so my humans started looking for a way to cool me down. Now I don't know what genius came up with the idea of 'wetting your cat to cool them down on hot days' but if I ever meet them.....

No room for two.

Seriously people, stop sitting in my spaces! I'm not putting up with it any more. Grrrrr!

I love my chair.

I keep telling them this is my chair.

Fat Bob.

So this rather cool cat scratcher that I'm sat in called a 'fat bob' and I've pretty much ignored it for the last 12 months. 

I think it rather suits me though, what do you think?

Wayward toe!

Can you see that little toe at the bottom of the picture? How did that get there? Who's toe is it? I wonder what it tastes like? Comments please, should I grab it or not?

Home...

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home. Now I just need some ruby slippers....

Guard duty.

Just been catching up on the local news and it turns out that there was a burglar on the loose yesterday, the police had the helicopter out searching for him.

So I thought it would be a good idea to do some patrols around the garden. 

Not sure that my garden is big enough for a helicopter to land in so I suppose I shall have to keep an eye out. 

This is the life.

So this is how I want to have my dinner from now on. I will lay on my back, all nice and comfortable (please provide something soft to lie on) and open up nice and wide and you can just drop little bits of fish in for me.

I'm done with all this getting up and wandering out to my bowl, it's very unhygienic and really too much effort so the humans can start earning their keep and feed me in the proper manner that I deserve!

Staying in touch.

I find that I prefer to use iPhones, I found this one on my chair (which ergo makes it mine) but think it may be a little big for my paws...

Technology is amazing, I just push my nose on the screen and the phone does whatever I want it to. It really is very clever.

I'm all feet!

Well look at me in this picture, looks like I have more than the normal number of feet most felines have.

They say that the camera adds ten pounds, I bet they never thought it would add extra feet!

Action cam..

Good morning everyone, today you are in for a real treat, a video of me enjoying a bowl of well earned cod.

Apparently it's not normal to purr whilst eating but I was so happy I just couldn't help myself.

So grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy the show....

Super Cat!

My humans went to watch the Avengers movie last weekend. They seem to like movies about superheroes. I didn't get an invite, they very rudely left me at home but that is a story for another day.

So I thought I could do with a super power and reckoned that 'laser eyes' would be the one to go for. With these bad boys I can open anything, especially my packets of dinner.

No way they can stand up to my scary vision. And if anyone tries to give me any attitude, they will be getting a zap too!

Birthday....

Can you believe this, it was my birthday on the 7th May and they all forgot it!

I didn't get a single card or present, not even a Happy Birthday song!

Do you think that Cat Line will be able to advise on this issue? Should I have a little protest at the family, get them to realise their mistake and ride the 'rollercoaster of guilt' to get me lots of treats :-)

Voting...

Well it looks like people are starting to vote on my site, I'm not quite getting the same levels of turn out that the UK General Election is seeing at the moment but votes are being placed and the preliminary results are somewhat surprising.

Most people like the changes but I am curious about the person who went with 'Did it change?'...

Anyway there is still plenty of time left to vote so come on people, push that button please :-)

Website news...

OK so this is going to be a little different from the usual posts, it being Election Day here in the UK and me being ever so tired after another hard day snoring in a corner.

I thought it was about time that I refreshed the look on my site and have been playing with some layouts the past few days. Yes I know, you don't have to say it, I must be really clever to do all that with nothing but a pair of furry paws! I just managed it, OK?

Also our regular readers may have noticed some advertising appear on the site. Don't worry about it, we added it mainly to see if we could add it but now it is there be assured that the adverts are generated by Google and not some teen age Russian hacker. Anyone that does click on an advert however, will earn me a few pence which would be gratefully received. You have no idea how much it costs to look this good!

That leads me on to polls. I thought that as our 'Government Wannabes' are al hoping you will vote for them today, then I would set up a little poll of my own here. I am not sure exactly what I am going to ask everyones opinion on, but rest assured, it will be relevant and interesting and probably about fish.

So peace and love to everyone and as always, say hello if you feel the urge, comments are below.

Dexter ∑:)